THE MERRY MONTH OF MAY

Around her leg she wears a yellow garter,

She wears it in the springtime in the merry month of May, hey, hey,

And if you ask her why the hell she wears it,

She wears it for an agric who is far, far away.

Far away, far away,

She wears it for a student who is far, far away.

2) Now in the park she wheels a p'rambulator

3) And in the pram she has three bonny triplets.

4) Behind the door her father keeps a shotgun.

5) And now she sits there and weeps upon a gravestone… She weeps there for an agric who is six feet down.